BELOVED MASTER,
I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN
YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'.
WHAT TO DO?
Sargamo, it is one of
the most beautiful words.
The English language
should be proud of it.
I don't think any other
language has such a beautiful word.
One Tom from California
has done some great research on it.
I think he must be the
famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says: One of the
most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'.
It is one magical
word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls
into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a
verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by
John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there
are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual
meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. Ignorance: Fucked if I know. Trouble: I guess I am fucked now! Aggression: Fuck you! Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off. Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing? Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time. Request: Get the fuck out of here! Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head
off! Greeting: How the fuck are you? Apathy: Who gives a fuck? Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer. Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very
healthy too.
If every morning you do
it as a
Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up,
the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck
you!" five times -- it clears the throat.
That's how I keep my
throat clear!
Enough for
today.