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THE MEDITATORS

Still holding on, making life difficult for the invaders
who are surrounding the rebels with the fortresses of
Seriousix, Beliefix, Constipatix, Warix, Pollutix, Jealousix and Thalliumix.



Swami Prem Asterix

Swami Prem Asterixanand is in charge of the security in Osho’s places against the continuous T.A.U treat



Sadar Gurudayal Sing
Sadar Gurudayal Singh, a famous Sufi mystic recently enlightened on April 1st… When he laughed before a joke of his Master Osho was uttered… just out of trust…


Niskiya

Sekito Niskriya who became recently enlightened during his daily filming of his master’s discourses… when suddenly Osho hit him very hard on his head. Hence his nick name; STONE HEAD!

Swami Cuconut and Ma Papaya

Swami Coconut and Ma Papaya transcend sex by going totally into it and lead Tantra trainings at Osho’s places to help bring the sex energy from the fantasies in the mind down to the genitals where it belongs, and transform it from lust to love and eventually refine it into prayer, through awareness and meditation. They eventually train Cat and Rabbit to become the best Tantra teachers.



Kalkibhava

Kalkibhava, twinky N. 14, introduce and explains Osho’s place to the Pagan Gods.

Proper Sagar

English Swami Proper Sagar, the crystal wizard enchanted by the new visitors.



Mohi

Italian Swami Mohi co-wrote this story and wants to stay anonymous.



Alok

Chinese Swami Alok aka MC. Sushi explains to the Pagan Gods how any type of addiction is just a cover up of one’s own inner denied emotional pain.



Azima

Italian doctor Swami Azima, in charge of the Pythagoras Medical Center, takes care Paddy after is collapse in the smoking temple.


Sneh and Ramaprem

Ma Sneh and Jewish Swami Ramaprem explain to the Pagan Gods how in 1985 the U. S. A. branch of T.A.U. poisoned Osho with thallium and radiation and barred him from 21 countries. How his body has gradually weakened and faded away so  one can’t see him at all anymore. Only his empty chair is left and it is also disappearing very fast! They explain how without his physical body it is easier for people to feel his presence and his love and that two hundred people breaking free are enough to help save the planet from self-destruction.



Manisha

Ma Manisha reads the questions in the evening discurses.



Devageet

Swami Devageet, the mechanic of the Magic Empty Chair always participating in the evening meditation of the Whiterobe Brotherhood.



Mukesh

Swami Mukesh, famous Indian albino and Osho’s Place finance minister.



Ajito 

Swami Ajito, the only jeweler that  manages to create the most beautiful watches embedded with hunderts fake diamonds that are more expensive than watches embedded with real ones.



Shunyo, Arpita, Anandadas, Neelam

From left to right: Ma Shunyo leading meditations around the world with the musicians, Ma Arpita Osho’s seamstress, Swami Anandadas the photographer and indian Ma Neelam the center leader of Osho’s places in Asia.



Sister Maria

Sister Maria finally finds the true Love of God after having sex for the first time.



Mystic Rose Team

Swami Deva Teen-Tan-Ju, leader of the Mystic Rose Team, launch the first, second, third and fourth Yahoo Vaccination Program virus that instantly deprograms the entire population of planet earth from religious, social and political conditionings. Through the electric grid this virus infects and manipulates all the computers and mobile phones of the world.



Traumananda 

Swami Veet Traumananda, after participating in the Primal Scream group at the Multiversity finally  understands why he was always moody and angry for no reason at all and starts a new and transformed life.



Veet Nerd and Prem Passionata 

Swami Veet Nerd and Ma Prem Passionta participate in the well-known Tantra Intensive group and have to expose themselves in the Meditation Resort.



Therapists 

Therapist strolling through Osho’s place satisfied after having helped people to find their true self.



Yoga Laxmi and Prem Usha 

Ma Yoga Laxmi and Ma Prem Usha share their tantric experiences with a local famous Italian Swami who manages to bring them to experience the valley orgasm for four hours continuously and totally melt with the universal energy of love  as he is able not to move at all, stay present with his non-emotional penis and does not come during the entire long love making.



The three Laughing Buddha 

The Three Laughing Buddha  go from place to place and start laughing for no reason at all and spread so much joy all over the planet  without using a single word.


Devakrishna
 
Swami Devakrishna, the autor of this comics, flying around the Meditation Resort with his Honda Kinetic-Jet passionately looking for more adventures.


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