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Please answer the
following questions honestly before sending your satsang website to the
Enlightenment Page, you will have to do this test before you are admitted to
it.
If you are trying to
deceive, you are only deceiving yourself.
1. When you fall
asleep, you never fall asleep totally.
There is a part of
you that never falls asleep.
If so, score 1
point.
If when you fall
asleep you become completely asleep and your consciousness disappears until you
wake up or dream, score 0.
2. Go out in the
street. If all you see is sleeping people, moving mechanically, and dreaming
while they walk, and this happens permanently, score 1.
If you only see
normal people, going about their business, score 0.
3. Follow your
breath for 2 hours (what about one minute?).
If you did this
effortlessly, without missing one breath,
score 1 point, you
probably are enlightened.
If you are not
enlightened, you are about to be, so don't despair.
If you missed it
even for 1 second, score 0
4. Get out on the
street and walk for 1 kilometer,
being conscious of
every step you make.
If you did this
effortlessly, without missing a single step,
for over 1 kilometer
(what about 20 meters?), score 1.
If you missed even
one step, score 0
5. Your mind doesn't
control you, you control the mind.
You can stop and
start your mind whenever you like.
Do this little test:
if you can live for 24 hours (what about one minute?),
without thinking a
single thought, score 1.
But please don't
stop before the 24 hours are over.
If you think a
single thought before the 24 hours are over, score 0.
6. You haven't the
'need' to have sex, you haven't been sexually aroused, you haven't had an
erection (in case you are a man, and you haven't been impotent before) ever
since the moment of your enlightenment.
Do this little test:
rent a couple of video-cassettes
and watch porno
films for 10 hours.
If, when the 10
hours (what about 5 minutes?)are over, you haven't felt aroused
not even for one
moment, score 1.
If not score
0.
And a second test:
get undressed and hug a naked beautiful lady (or man, other than your
husband/wife) for 2 hours (what about 2 minutes?).
If you don't feel
sexually aroused, not even for one moment, score another point.
If you feel desire
and wanting score 0.
You need 2 points as a
maximum score to this question.
7. If you are afraid
of death, or if you are afraid of anything, spiders, losing your job, falling
off a cliff, etc. score 0 to this question.
Do a little test:
go to the edge of a tall building and look down.
If you sense fear,
score 0 to this question.
If you aren't afraid
of anything, not even death, and you don't suffer from any mental illnesses,
score 1.
8. Try to remember
something from your previous life.
If you don't
succeed, score 0.
If you remember your
past life in
detail, score 1.
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